1 00:00:35,208 --> 00:00:37,958 {\an8}Hey. What's up, everybody? I'm Thurgood Jenkins. 2 00:00:37,999 --> 00:00:40,958 {\an8}You know, it's funny, but I can trace the entire path of my life... 3 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:43,791 {\an8}to one childhood memory. 4 00:00:43,833 --> 00:00:46,208 {\an8}My last clear memory, really. 5 00:00:46,249 --> 00:00:48,583 {\an8}You see, it was the summer before ninth grade. 6 00:00:48,625 --> 00:00:51,333 {\an8}It was me, Brian, Kenny, Scarface... 7 00:00:51,374 --> 00:00:54,166 {\an8}and of course the lovable Old James. 8 00:00:54,208 --> 00:00:56,666 {\an8}Oh, hold on. Wait a minute. Old James... 9 00:00:56,708 --> 00:00:58,458 {\an8}Old James wasn't there. 10 00:00:58,500 --> 00:01:01,999 {\an8}I don't even know nobody named Old James. Shoot. 11 00:01:02,041 --> 00:01:03,374 Gone! 12 00:01:05,791 --> 00:01:09,625 - Why don't you light it up there, brother? - All right. Here goes nothin'. 13 00:01:15,541 --> 00:01:17,541 {\an8}I don't remember graduatin'. 14 00:01:17,583 --> 00:01:20,917 {\an8}And my first sexual experience... I don't remember that either. 15 00:01:20,958 --> 00:01:25,625 {\an8}But, man, I will never ever forget the first time I smoked... 16 00:01:25,666 --> 00:01:27,917 {\an8}That sweet, sweet cheeba. 17 00:01:27,958 --> 00:01:32,374 {\an8}Feel anything? Yeah, I feel my chest cavin' in. 18 00:01:32,416 --> 00:01:35,999 {\an8}This stuff didn't even work. - Man! 19 00:01:36,041 --> 00:01:38,917 {\an8}Come on. Let's just go get some candy and get out of here, B. 20 00:01:54,374 --> 00:01:58,958 {\an8}I've heard people say they don't get high the first time they smoke. 21 00:01:58,999 --> 00:02:01,833 {\an8}Not me. Oh, not us. 22 00:02:01,875 --> 00:02:05,082 {\an8}We were really, really high. 23 00:02:05,124 --> 00:02:07,625 {\an8}We was to' up! 24 00:02:16,416 --> 00:02:19,500 - Do you guys feel different? - A little. 25 00:02:19,541 --> 00:02:21,416 How 'bout you, Scarface? 26 00:02:24,291 --> 00:02:27,208 {\an8}How you doin', Kenny? Kenny? 27 00:02:28,999 --> 00:02:32,875 {\an8}I haven't been so thirsty in my entire life. 28 00:02:32,917 --> 00:02:34,750 Do you guys hear that? 29 00:02:34,791 --> 00:02:40,416 {\an8}Feels like Jerry Garcia's in my head. Am I goin' crazy? 30 00:02:40,458 --> 00:02:45,333 We look at that day as the day we met the fifth member of our crew... marijuana! 31 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:49,041 Oh, Lord, we was hooked! 32 00:02:51,124 --> 00:02:53,750 {\an8}So, now we all live together in New York. 33 00:02:53,791 --> 00:02:57,416 {\an8}I myself am a master of the custodial arts, 34 00:02:57,458 --> 00:03:00,625 {\an8}or a janitor, if you want to be a dick about it. 35 00:03:00,666 --> 00:03:04,958 {\an8}Anyway, I work at this lab, Frankensense and Burr Pharmaceutical. 36 00:03:04,999 --> 00:03:06,778 {\an8}They do pharmaceutical testing for the government... 37 00:03:07,625 --> 00:03:09,625 {\an8}And big corporations and... 38 00:03:09,666 --> 00:03:12,082 {\an8}And I am the happiest custodian alive. 39 00:03:15,708 --> 00:03:18,208 {\an8}This job... sucks. 40 00:03:21,583 --> 00:03:23,041 Abba-Zaba, 41 00:03:24,166 --> 00:03:25,958 {\an8}you my only friend. 42 00:03:25,999 --> 00:03:29,124 {\an8}Ah, it could be worse. I could have Scarface's job. 43 00:03:29,166 --> 00:03:33,374 Heifer with cheese. - You son of a bitch, I'm right behind you! 44 00:03:33,416 --> 00:03:36,333 Turn around and ask me for Heifer with cheese, yo! 45 00:03:36,374 --> 00:03:40,166 Why you gotta make me feel inferior 'cause I'm on the grill, B? Damn! 46 00:03:40,208 --> 00:03:44,124 Scarface is kind of a hyper guy for a pothead. - Sorry. 47 00:03:44,166 --> 00:03:46,958 Kenny is probably doin' the best out of all of us. 48 00:03:46,999 --> 00:03:50,166 He's a kindergarten teacher at some school downtown, 49 00:03:50,208 --> 00:03:54,249 which I know might scare a lot of parents, seeing as how he's a weedhead and all. 50 00:03:54,291 --> 00:03:59,124 But let me tell you, man, that guy does wonders for those children's self-esteem. 51 00:03:59,166 --> 00:04:02,500 Thank you. Oh, I love you so much, little one. 52 00:04:02,541 --> 00:04:06,791 All of you. All of you are so good. 53 00:04:06,833 --> 00:04:09,666 Brian works at a new and used record store. - Hi. 54 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:13,082 He gets to talk about music all day. 55 00:04:13,124 --> 00:04:15,833 Perfect job for a stoner. 56 00:04:15,875 --> 00:04:20,124 Lady, you want seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record? 57 00:04:20,166 --> 00:04:23,625 - I'll give you five. - Uh-uh. He autographed it himself. 58 00:04:25,791 --> 00:04:27,666 All right, I'll give you four. 59 00:04:29,541 --> 00:04:32,249 Jan, stop it, man. 60 00:04:32,291 --> 00:04:36,124 As far as herb goes, you can get it all over this town. 61 00:04:36,166 --> 00:04:39,708 I mean, they might call it the city that never sleeps, but I'll tell you this. 62 00:04:39,750 --> 00:04:42,500 It takes a lot of fuckin' weed naps. 63 00:04:42,541 --> 00:04:44,708 Free! 64 00:04:44,750 --> 00:04:47,917 You can get the stuff at little corner stores called bodegas. 65 00:04:47,958 --> 00:04:49,374 Say it with me: 66 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,458 Yes, very good. 67 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:57,333 - These places always have incredibly old products. - Como esta, fellas? 68 00:04:57,374 --> 00:04:59,666 - Hey-Hey. - But the weed ain't bad. 69 00:04:59,708 --> 00:05:04,917 - Let me get four dime bags. - No idea what you're talking about. 70 00:05:08,583 --> 00:05:13,041 José, you crazy, man. He's crazy. Come on, man. Let me get them dimes. 71 00:05:13,082 --> 00:05:15,999 See, the problem with bodegas is they never remember you. 72 00:05:16,041 --> 00:05:19,500 You always have to do something extreme to let 'em know that it's you and you're cool. 73 00:05:19,541 --> 00:05:22,500 Hey, fellas. Y'all know me. Come on, now. Look at this. 74 00:05:22,541 --> 00:05:25,625 Hey, black ass. 75 00:05:25,666 --> 00:05:27,458 Why you didn't moon us earlier, eh? 76 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:29,333 It was a little degrading. 77 00:05:29,374 --> 00:05:33,249 If you desperate, you can get it from the Rastas at Washington Square Park, 78 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:36,249 but their stuff ain't even weed most of the time. 79 00:05:36,291 --> 00:05:37,833 I don't fall for that shit anymore. 80 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:45,208 Then there's a delivery service run by a guy named Samson Simpson. 81 00:05:45,249 --> 00:05:47,791 Now, when you can afford it, this is the best way. 82 00:05:47,833 --> 00:05:50,833 I mean, you can get anything you want, from weed to heroin. 83 00:05:50,875 --> 00:05:53,374 Now, I don't do drugs, though. Just weed. 84 00:05:53,416 --> 00:05:55,541 Coming. 85 00:05:55,583 --> 00:05:58,416 See, all you have to do is call them up, and a half hour later, 86 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:01,458 you got a delivery guy at your house. 87 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:04,333 What a country! 88 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:09,166 Hi. You called about your plumbing? Something about empty pipes? 89 00:06:09,208 --> 00:06:12,500 Secret code. Come on in. 90 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:18,333 You want highs, mediums or lows? How are the highs, man? 91 00:06:18,374 --> 00:06:22,875 I say they got a piney taste, almost minty. Notice the little red hairs. 92 00:06:22,917 --> 00:06:24,708 Yeah. And the rich greenery? 93 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:28,833 I see those. It's definitely the highest-grade hydroponics in the city. 94 00:06:28,875 --> 00:06:31,500 What, did you go to weed college? Damn, nigga. 95 00:06:31,541 --> 00:06:34,124 All right. Give me a 50 bag of that. 96 00:06:36,082 --> 00:06:38,708 Been a pleasure. Pleasure's all mine. 97 00:06:38,750 --> 00:06:41,958 Tell Samson I said hello, would ya? Sure thing. 98 00:06:41,999 --> 00:06:45,500 Now, everybody has their own little ritual when it comes to smokin'. 99 00:06:45,541 --> 00:06:47,917 Dope has arrived, fellas. And we were no different. 100 00:06:47,958 --> 00:06:51,208 - Break out Billy Bong Thornton. - Yeah. 101 00:06:51,249 --> 00:06:53,458 Whoo! 102 00:06:57,500 --> 00:07:00,791 Billy, good to see you, man. 103 00:07:04,583 --> 00:07:06,750 All right. Light it up. 104 00:07:06,791 --> 00:07:08,666 Shoes off. 105 00:07:11,291 --> 00:07:13,833 Oh, Brian, put yours back on, man. 106 00:07:13,875 --> 00:07:16,124 For real, B. Do your sock laundry, yo. 107 00:07:19,416 --> 00:07:24,708 Gentlemen, assume your positions. 108 00:07:30,082 --> 00:07:32,249 Fire in the hole. 109 00:07:39,666 --> 00:07:41,750 Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm... 110 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:51,541 - Yo, who's on munchies tonight, yo? - Not me. 111 00:07:51,583 --> 00:07:53,875 I guess that'd be me. 112 00:07:56,416 --> 00:07:58,208 What do you guys want? 113 00:07:59,374 --> 00:08:01,708 Get some... 114 00:08:01,750 --> 00:08:05,333 sour cream and onion chips... 115 00:08:05,374 --> 00:08:07,416 with some dip, man. 116 00:08:07,458 --> 00:08:09,708 Some beef jerky. Some peanut butter. 117 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:13,291 Get some Häagen Dazs ice cream bars. A whole lot. 118 00:08:13,333 --> 00:08:15,666 Make sure chocolate. Gotta have chocolate, man. 119 00:08:15,708 --> 00:08:18,958 Some popcorn. Bread. Popcorn. Graham crackers. 120 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,917 Graham crackers with the marshmallows, the little marshmallows. 121 00:08:20,958 --> 00:08:23,333 And little chocolate bars. We'll make some s'mores, man. 122 00:08:23,374 --> 00:08:26,708 Yeah, that's what I'm sayin', yo. 123 00:08:26,750 --> 00:08:30,708 Also celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little crunch berries. 124 00:08:30,750 --> 00:08:34,500 Pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man. 125 00:08:34,541 --> 00:08:37,999 Everything on 'em. With water, whole lot of water. 126 00:08:38,041 --> 00:08:39,458 And... 127 00:08:40,666 --> 00:08:42,208 Funyuns. 128 00:08:42,249 --> 00:08:44,082 Yeah. 129 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:48,041 That's it? Yeah. 130 00:08:48,082 --> 00:08:50,249 Anyone want anything else? 131 00:08:50,291 --> 00:08:55,166 Oh, yeah. Get me a box of condoms, and, um, what's that stuff? 132 00:08:55,208 --> 00:08:57,708 We used to eat it all the time back in the day. 133 00:08:57,750 --> 00:09:00,625 Pussy. That's right. You got it. 134 00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:02,500 Thanks, man. 135 00:09:02,541 --> 00:09:04,416 Hey, hey! 136 00:09:04,458 --> 00:09:10,082 If I'm not back in 10 minutes, call the police. 137 00:09:15,750 --> 00:09:17,750 If he ain't back in 10 minutes, 138 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:20,999 we callin' Domino's. 139 00:09:21,041 --> 00:09:22,917 I'm hungry, man. All right, yo. 140 00:09:34,625 --> 00:09:36,625 Hey, girl. 141 00:09:36,666 --> 00:09:39,999 You hungry? Fuck you, nigga! 142 00:09:40,041 --> 00:09:43,583 Hey, I'm sorry. I was talkin' to the horse here. 143 00:09:45,124 --> 00:09:47,500 See the trouble you're gettin' me into? 144 00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:51,999 You're hungry, aren't ya? Here. 145 00:09:54,583 --> 00:09:57,124 You like popcorn. 146 00:09:57,166 --> 00:10:01,750 It makes your teeth go pop, pop, pop. 147 00:10:01,791 --> 00:10:05,583 This is Buster Phillips, and coming in at number eight, like El Niño, 148 00:10:05,625 --> 00:10:09,708 "Samson Gets Me Lifted," by my main man... Who? Sir Smoka Lot. 149 00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:11,625 Ha! 150 00:10:16,166 --> 00:10:20,041 This guy is weed crazy. Look at that. 151 00:10:20,082 --> 00:10:24,333 - What do you want, Master? - Bitch, you know what I want. 152 00:10:39,124 --> 00:10:42,124 - He got the same dealer as us. - What do you mean? 153 00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:47,875 - Samson. - Oh, right. 154 00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:58,124 That's where I want to live. Right there. 155 00:11:00,374 --> 00:11:03,291 I'm all out. 156 00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:06,208 I'm all out of food. You ate it all. 157 00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:10,374 Gee, you must've been so hungry. 158 00:11:10,416 --> 00:11:13,333 Uh-oh. 159 00:11:15,249 --> 00:11:18,208 Buttercup! Buttercup! 160 00:11:18,249 --> 00:11:23,374 I need an ambulance, now! Officer down. 161 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:26,583 I repeat, officer down! 162 00:11:26,625 --> 00:11:28,625 What the hell did you give my Buttercup? 163 00:11:28,666 --> 00:11:31,124 I just gave him some candy and some chips... 164 00:11:31,166 --> 00:11:33,917 and some pink popcorn and some Funyuns... 165 00:11:33,958 --> 00:11:37,625 This horse is a diabetic! 166 00:11:37,666 --> 00:11:42,082 Buttercup. Buttercup. 167 00:11:42,124 --> 00:11:45,833 Don't you leave me. Breathe, Buttercup. 168 00:11:45,875 --> 00:11:49,124 Breathe. Breathe. Breathe. 169 00:11:51,166 --> 00:11:54,958 Why? 170 00:11:54,999 --> 00:11:58,917 - Why? - Why?! 171 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:03,458 You're under arrest. - What? 172 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:07,249 You dumb son of a bitch! - No! 173 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:10,291 I'm a... I'm a peaceful man. 174 00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:13,875 I'm a schoolteacher! - Shut up! You're a cop killer. 175 00:12:13,917 --> 00:12:16,791 Cop killer? I love horses. 176 00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:19,333 I love horses. I love horses. 177 00:12:19,374 --> 00:12:21,625 I love buttered stuff. Buttercup. 178 00:12:21,666 --> 00:12:23,249 Say it. Butter nuts. 179 00:12:23,291 --> 00:12:26,750 Cup. Cup. Cup. Cup. 180 00:12:35,208 --> 00:12:38,541 Why must you rage? Stop the hate, child. 181 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:44,333 Bail is set at one million dollars for the crime of killing an officer of the law. 182 00:12:44,374 --> 00:12:47,666 And may God have mercy on your soul, young man. 183 00:12:47,708 --> 00:12:49,119 This court is adjourned. 184 00:12:50,281 --> 00:12:52,023 Back to your cells. Lockdown. 185 00:12:58,208 --> 00:13:00,416 Good night, Fish. 186 00:13:00,458 --> 00:13:04,750 Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! 187 00:13:04,791 --> 00:13:07,416 My weed's wearing off. 188 00:13:13,917 --> 00:13:16,833 Guess who. Yo. Psst. Thurgood. 189 00:13:19,291 --> 00:13:21,833 Hey, nigga, what time is it? It's 8:30. 190 00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:25,041 Kenny didn't come home last night. We are worried, man. 191 00:13:25,082 --> 00:13:26,833 Word, yo. Where the hell is he? 192 00:13:29,082 --> 00:13:30,917 Did he just move? 193 00:13:34,333 --> 00:13:37,917 Kenny called. He's in jail. 194 00:13:37,958 --> 00:13:40,124 He didn't leave a number. 195 00:13:40,166 --> 00:13:42,750 Sincerely, The Guy on the couch. 196 00:13:46,291 --> 00:13:50,208 Come on, guys. We gotta get Kenny out of jail, man. 197 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,082 Hey, Kenny. How they treatin' you in there? 198 00:13:56,124 --> 00:14:00,041 Let's just say I'm not gettin' the respect a cop killer deserves. 199 00:14:00,082 --> 00:14:02,124 All right, time's up. 200 00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:06,583 I was up all night getting harassed. 201 00:14:06,625 --> 00:14:10,541 - Hi there, Fish. - See what I mean? 202 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:15,249 I think they're mistakin' my kindness for weakness. I'm scared. 203 00:14:15,291 --> 00:14:19,999 Hey, Kenny, we're gonna get you out of there, man. 204 00:14:20,041 --> 00:14:23,333 All we gotta do is raise 10 percent of one million, yo. 205 00:14:23,374 --> 00:14:27,500 - Which, by our calculations... - Is fucking impossible, man! 206 00:14:27,541 --> 00:14:29,541 Hey! A million doll... 207 00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:31,999 Sorry, man. I'm sorry. 208 00:14:32,041 --> 00:14:34,500 All my life, I did everything right. 209 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:38,541 I never screwed up. I fed the horse. 210 00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:42,291 I didn't know it was a diabetic. I'm scared. 211 00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:46,124 Kenny, stop crying. Stop crying, Kenny. Look at me. 212 00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:48,791 Come on. Don't let them see you cry in there. 213 00:14:48,833 --> 00:14:50,958 Come on, man. Show me your mean face. No. 214 00:14:50,999 --> 00:14:53,041 Yes, show me your mean face, Kenny. 215 00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:58,750 That's good. 216 00:14:58,791 --> 00:15:01,958 I mean, work on it a little bit, but it's good. 217 00:15:01,999 --> 00:15:06,166 - - Kenny, how long can you make it in there? 218 00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:11,082 I don't know. Maybe 5:00... 6:30. 219 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:17,041 Come on, man. It's gotta be a little longer than that. 220 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:20,541 But... But... But we'll get you out, right, guys? 221 00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:24,750 Yeah, you're out. You're out of here. Free as a bird. 222 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,958 Number nine, time's up! 223 00:15:26,999 --> 00:15:29,750 Time's up, number nine. That's me. 224 00:15:31,249 --> 00:15:33,082 Let's go. 225 00:15:35,416 --> 00:15:37,374 I love you guys. 226 00:15:37,416 --> 00:15:39,541 Have fun, Ken. 227 00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:41,666 Cuidate, yo. 228 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:44,166 He looked all right, man. 229 00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:46,875 They gonna kill him in there, yo. 230 00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:51,166 Hey, lady. Miss, is this your purse? 231 00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:53,625 Yes. I'm sexy. 232 00:15:53,666 --> 00:15:56,374 I'm a scholar. 233 00:15:56,416 --> 00:16:00,583 People like me. Give it to me. 234 00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:03,458 Bye. Hey, where you goin'? 235 00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:07,374 I'm leaving. Well, uh, can I leave with ya? 236 00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:09,082 Follow me. 237 00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:13,458 And your name is? 238 00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:16,583 Mary Jane. Really? 239 00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:19,833 Yes. So what's up with this? 240 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:23,082 Is that your work uniform? Nah, this is my costume. 241 00:16:23,124 --> 00:16:26,708 You know, uh, tomorrow I'll be a cowboy, the day after that an Indian. 242 00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,999 Every day of the week, I dress up like a different Village Person. 243 00:16:29,041 --> 00:16:32,208 It's a thing I'm into. 244 00:16:32,249 --> 00:16:36,333 Nah, I'm a custodian. So, what are you here for? 245 00:16:36,374 --> 00:16:39,750 Possession of narcotics. Wow. 246 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:43,124 My father's a drug dealer. - Wow, that must've been the shit. 247 00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:47,374 It ruined his life. - That must've been shitty. 248 00:16:47,416 --> 00:16:50,166 I don't do drugs. Drugs make me sick. 249 00:16:50,208 --> 00:16:53,416 They're bad for your body. Up with hope, down with dope. 250 00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:56,291 Thurgood. Come on, man. We gotta go. 251 00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:59,416 Get on the train. Toke up before we go to work. 252 00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:01,999 Word, yo. Let's go, B. 253 00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:05,917 What are you doing, man? Bouncy. Body. 254 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,082 Is that Prell? Do you use Prell? 255 00:17:08,124 --> 00:17:11,041 Yeah. That's what I'm talkin' about. 256 00:17:12,833 --> 00:17:16,458 Hey, guys. Meet Mary Jane. 257 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,541 That's what he's sayin'. We wanna burn one. 258 00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:22,791 No, no. This is Mary Jane. 259 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:25,875 Meet her. Say hello to her. Shake her hand even. 260 00:17:25,917 --> 00:17:28,333 Oh, my fault. What's up? - Hi. 261 00:17:28,374 --> 00:17:31,833 All right. Hey. 262 00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:34,917 Listen, do you guys need a ride? I have a car. 263 00:17:34,958 --> 00:17:39,291 - You don't have to take the subway. - Wow. You smoke? 264 00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:44,249 No, my grandmother died of lung cancer. I'm sorry to hear that. 265 00:17:44,291 --> 00:17:47,500 Well, that's all the more reason to toke up, man. Ease the pain. 266 00:17:47,541 --> 00:17:50,208 Ah! That's what I'm talkin' about. 267 00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:57,291 You know, I think what they're tryin' to say is we'd love a ride home. 268 00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:59,791 Great. 269 00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:02,333 What the hell's wrong with y'all? She look good, yo. 270 00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:06,541 Mary Jane! What is that about, man? I hate y'all. 271 00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:08,583 Shotgun! 272 00:18:11,082 --> 00:18:14,124 Hey, thanks for this ride. We really appreciate it. Sure. 273 00:18:16,416 --> 00:18:18,511 Guys, shut up about the weed for two seconds. 274 00:18:18,536 --> 00:18:20,333 I don't want this girl to know I smoke. 275 00:18:20,374 --> 00:18:22,583 Yeah, it's bad enough you're a janitor, yo. 276 00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:25,082 Custodian, dick. 277 00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:29,166 Hey! Hey. 278 00:18:52,249 --> 00:18:55,666 Could you drop me in the lobby? It's perfect. 279 00:18:55,708 --> 00:18:58,208 I could feel she wanted me to say something. 280 00:18:58,249 --> 00:19:00,708 I had to make my move while the guys were asleep. 281 00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:03,041 I'm real bad at this kind of thing, 282 00:19:03,082 --> 00:19:05,249 but you think sometime we could get together, 283 00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:07,958 maybe go out for some ice cream or something? 284 00:19:10,458 --> 00:19:13,750 Motherfucker said "ice cream"! 285 00:19:13,791 --> 00:19:16,291 Damn. Okay! 286 00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:20,625 - All the boys in the car need to get out. - Such a dork, man. 287 00:19:20,666 --> 00:19:22,917 I'm talkin' to you. Thanks a lot, fellas. 288 00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:26,082 - Thanks for the ride. - Thurgood! 289 00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:28,458 - I knew it! - You forgot your hat. 290 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,416 I knew it. 291 00:19:31,458 --> 00:19:35,416 You know, I might've came on too strong with the whole ice cream thing. 292 00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:37,833 Let me just give you my number. Is that cool? 293 00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:40,082 Okay. All right. 294 00:19:40,124 --> 00:19:42,958 Now, don't call too late, 'cause you know I be strippin' in the evenings. 295 00:19:42,999 --> 00:19:44,833 Joking! 296 00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:49,166 Here you go. You call me anytime you want. 297 00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:53,541 - Maybe. - "Maybe" is an acceptable answer. 298 00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:56,875 It's that "no" thing that gets me. Maybe I'll hear from you. 299 00:19:56,917 --> 00:19:58,750 - Bye. - Be thinkin' about you. 300 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:06,500 Dr. Kablecki, please report to Clinical Studies. 301 00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:08,541 Dr. Kablecki. 302 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,958 Janitor? Janitor? 303 00:20:10,999 --> 00:20:13,124 Aaah! 304 00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:15,666 Sorry about that. What is it, scientist? 305 00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:18,583 Could you, uh... I know this isn't your responsibility, 306 00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:22,999 but would you be a dear and run this down to the supply department? 307 00:20:23,041 --> 00:20:25,541 It's on the second floor. Just run this down? 308 00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:28,958 Yes. But make sure you bring the order right back to me. 309 00:20:28,999 --> 00:20:31,333 I need it A.S.A.P. 310 00:20:31,374 --> 00:20:34,846 Got ya. Hey, I know this isn't your responsibility, 311 00:20:34,871 --> 00:20:36,082 but mop the rest of this shit up. 312 00:20:36,124 --> 00:20:37,666 I'll be right back. 313 00:20:39,541 --> 00:20:43,374 Don't it smell like, uh... It smell like... 314 00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:45,458 No. 315 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:49,208 No. I smell weed, man. 316 00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:52,416 Hey. Here you go. 317 00:20:53,958 --> 00:20:56,875 This all you need? I guess. I don't know. 318 00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:00,166 Just a sec. Okay. 319 00:21:00,208 --> 00:21:01,666 Damn. 320 00:21:03,791 --> 00:21:07,333 Either someone's having a party, or somebody gotta do their shirt laundry. 321 00:21:07,374 --> 00:21:10,166 Here you go. 322 00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:14,374 One pound of marijuana, and you can sign for it right here. 323 00:21:17,999 --> 00:21:20,917 I... I sign for this, and it's mine? 324 00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:23,208 And I take it? 325 00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:29,374 Oh, yeah. 326 00:21:33,999 --> 00:21:36,541 Thank you. Thank you very much. 327 00:21:36,583 --> 00:21:38,999 Some good shit. 328 00:21:39,041 --> 00:21:45,333 Oh, thank you, thank you, thank... you. 329 00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:53,625 Look, here's... here's a little something for your troubles. 330 00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:57,917 Thank you. Thank you. Shh! 331 00:21:57,958 --> 00:22:00,917 Let's not tell anyone about it, okay? 332 00:22:00,958 --> 00:22:02,791 Sure. Shh. 333 00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:08,208 Hey, why didn't you tell me you were into this shit? 334 00:22:08,249 --> 00:22:11,458 We could've been hangin' out months ago. No, no, no. 335 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:16,458 The Food and Drug Administration are having us do a study to determine what, 336 00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:20,583 if any, are the medicinal purposes of marijuana. 337 00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:23,249 Mmm. Wow. 338 00:22:23,291 --> 00:22:25,750 If you ever need a guinea pig, let me know. 339 00:22:25,791 --> 00:22:28,374 My grandfather was in the Tuskegee experiments. 340 00:22:28,416 --> 00:22:30,458 Oh, really? 341 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:33,958 Anyway, thank you, janitor. Enjoy. 342 00:22:33,999 --> 00:22:36,875 Thank you, scientist. Got any papers? 343 00:22:40,791 --> 00:22:44,416 No cocktail party would be complete without the ice plant. 344 00:22:44,458 --> 00:22:47,583 Hey, fellas. What's goin' on? 345 00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:49,583 What's up? Nothin', man. 346 00:22:49,625 --> 00:22:51,625 Bummin', thinkin' about Kenny. 347 00:22:51,666 --> 00:22:54,999 Yeah. 348 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:58,041 I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out. 349 00:22:58,082 --> 00:23:00,583 Nah, yo. We don't feel like smokin' right now. 350 00:23:00,625 --> 00:23:04,583 Me neither. Me neither. 351 00:23:14,333 --> 00:23:16,708 - So, y'all want to smoke? - I'll get Billy Bong Thornton. 352 00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:18,999 That's what I'm talkin' about. No, Scarface. 353 00:23:19,041 --> 00:23:21,416 No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. 354 00:23:21,458 --> 00:23:26,500 That would not be right, man. Use Wesley Pipes. Yeah. 355 00:23:31,374 --> 00:23:34,208 Man, they got a whole bunch of this stuff at work. 356 00:23:34,249 --> 00:23:36,999 One of them scientists gave it to me. 357 00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:41,082 Ain't tried the shit out yet, but it smells like the bomb. 358 00:23:41,124 --> 00:23:44,791 All right. Yeah, man. Yeah. 359 00:23:44,833 --> 00:23:46,791 I'll do the honors. 360 00:23:46,833 --> 00:23:48,875 Please do. Excuse me. 361 00:24:02,999 --> 00:24:05,791 Yo, this shit must be good, B. 362 00:24:05,833 --> 00:24:07,958 My man ain't coughed like that since back in the day, yo. 363 00:24:15,208 --> 00:24:17,041 You sure I should do this, man? 364 00:24:20,291 --> 00:24:23,291 Oh, yeah. That shit made my head hot. 365 00:24:23,333 --> 00:24:25,208 Oh, man. 366 00:24:27,249 --> 00:24:31,208 Pass it this way. Don't break the cipher. 367 00:24:31,249 --> 00:24:34,082 Oh... hold it. I gotta give The Guy some of this. 368 00:24:34,124 --> 00:24:36,041 The Guy gotta taste this. 369 00:24:36,082 --> 00:24:38,708 Yeah. Hey, Guy. 370 00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:43,666 Hey, man. Sorry to wake you, but you gotta try this. 371 00:24:54,249 --> 00:24:56,249 I'm takin' it slow, man. 372 00:24:58,082 --> 00:25:00,458 Hey, who's on munchies tonight? 373 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:03,999 We should make that lazy bitch, The Guy, go, yo. 374 00:25:04,041 --> 00:25:07,958 For real. I don't know about y'all, but I can't even move. 375 00:25:07,999 --> 00:25:10,249 For real, B, right? 376 00:25:10,291 --> 00:25:13,082 It's like I feel stuck here, yo. 377 00:25:13,124 --> 00:25:15,833 Like I'm glued to the floor. 378 00:25:20,208 --> 00:25:23,374 Oh, yeah. 379 00:25:34,708 --> 00:25:37,124 You guys feel like you're floating? 380 00:25:37,166 --> 00:25:39,625 Yeah. Yeah. 381 00:25:41,917 --> 00:25:44,833 - Wanna go outside? - Yeah. 382 00:25:57,666 --> 00:25:59,875 I don't need to tell you this, but this weed was... 383 00:25:59,917 --> 00:26:02,666 the shiz-nittle-bam snip-snap-sack! 384 00:26:05,583 --> 00:26:08,458 - Look! - Wow, look at that! 385 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:10,917 Hey, guys. 386 00:26:10,958 --> 00:26:13,666 Let's go check in on Kenny, huh? 387 00:26:17,625 --> 00:26:20,541 You're not a fish. You're a man. 388 00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:25,082 You're not a fish. You're a man. 389 00:26:29,458 --> 00:26:31,249 Where did that come from? 390 00:26:31,291 --> 00:26:34,625 We've really gotta get this guy out of jail. 391 00:26:34,666 --> 00:26:40,082 You walk around on both legs, homo erectus! 392 00:26:40,124 --> 00:26:44,833 Did I say "homo"? I didn't mean that! 393 00:26:44,875 --> 00:26:48,374 Thurgood! Thurgood! 394 00:26:51,791 --> 00:26:54,750 I got it! I know how we could get Kenny out. 395 00:26:54,791 --> 00:26:56,917 How? Weed, man. 396 00:26:56,958 --> 00:26:59,708 We'll sell weed. 397 00:26:59,750 --> 00:27:01,999 Man, you can't up and decide to sell weed. 398 00:27:02,041 --> 00:27:04,750 You gotta know people to plug you into that kind of thing. 399 00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:06,791 I do! Who you know? 400 00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:10,208 - You, yo. - Me? 401 00:27:10,249 --> 00:27:12,500 What, you think I can just walk in and take this shit? 402 00:27:12,541 --> 00:27:14,999 I gotta... I gotta get a form from a scientist. 403 00:27:15,041 --> 00:27:19,666 Well, how hard can it be, man? There's gotta be forms laying around. 404 00:27:19,708 --> 00:27:22,958 I mean, they are scientists. 405 00:27:22,999 --> 00:27:25,833 What the fuck are you talkin' about, man? 406 00:27:25,875 --> 00:27:30,791 Look, I'm not stealin' weed. We are not sellin' weed. 407 00:27:30,833 --> 00:27:34,166 We are three reasonably bright young men. 408 00:27:34,208 --> 00:27:36,291 Fully, man. Word, yo. 409 00:27:36,333 --> 00:27:40,541 There has got to be a legitimate way to come up with this money. 410 00:27:40,583 --> 00:27:42,833 We just gotta think. That's all that is. 411 00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:52,791 Hmm. 412 00:27:52,833 --> 00:27:54,791 Mm-hmm. 413 00:27:59,333 --> 00:28:02,458 Wait. Wait. I think I got an idea. 414 00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:06,374 Why don't we sell that shit we smoked the other night, yo? 415 00:28:06,416 --> 00:28:08,833 - Yeah. - You suggested that already. 416 00:28:08,875 --> 00:28:10,500 For real, B? 417 00:28:12,166 --> 00:28:14,625 Marijuana affects the memory. 418 00:28:14,666 --> 00:28:16,708 It won't take us hardly any time, B. 419 00:28:18,208 --> 00:28:21,124 Too risky, man. Stop bein' such a wussy, yo. 420 00:28:21,166 --> 00:28:23,917 - What other choice do we have, right? - Yeah. 421 00:28:23,958 --> 00:28:26,750 Okay, fine. Fine. We'll do it. 422 00:28:26,791 --> 00:28:31,082 Yeah. Gonna do it till Kenny's out, and we're done. 423 00:28:31,124 --> 00:28:34,583 We're not drug dealers. We're fund-raisers. 424 00:28:34,625 --> 00:28:37,541 Of course, B. Fully, man. 425 00:28:37,583 --> 00:28:39,917 Okay. 426 00:28:39,958 --> 00:28:43,625 Scarface, lay it on me, brother. 427 00:28:43,666 --> 00:28:46,458 Check it out, yo. It's like this. 428 00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:49,625 Scarface's plan wasn't that bad. 429 00:28:49,666 --> 00:28:52,333 Hey, good night, Mike. See you tomorrow. 430 00:28:52,374 --> 00:28:55,333 Good night. 431 00:28:55,374 --> 00:28:57,625 See, all I had to do was get some forms... 432 00:28:57,666 --> 00:29:00,291 from that scientist that kept calling me janitor, 433 00:29:00,333 --> 00:29:04,208 forge one of the forms and put the order in like I did before. 434 00:29:04,249 --> 00:29:07,374 - Thank you. - Then we scraped together money we had... 435 00:29:07,416 --> 00:29:10,833 and bought bikes to help us move the product, 436 00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:15,500 then stapled samples of our weed on the back of our business cards. 437 00:29:15,541 --> 00:29:20,208 Then we called the company Mr. Nice Guy in honor of our friend Kenny. 438 00:29:20,249 --> 00:29:23,875 Hey, uh, you guys believe in angels or... 439 00:29:23,917 --> 00:29:26,333 Man, give me your fruit cocktail. 440 00:29:29,541 --> 00:29:31,708 Well, I can't. 441 00:29:31,750 --> 00:29:34,124 If I did that, then I'd have to give it to you every day, 442 00:29:34,166 --> 00:29:36,958 and I won't get all my vitamins. 443 00:29:36,999 --> 00:29:40,666 - Do you know who you're dealing with? - Chill, Nasty Nate. 444 00:29:40,708 --> 00:29:44,666 He's my bitch. Anybody gonna stab him, it's gonna be me. 445 00:29:44,708 --> 00:29:46,291 You got a problem with that? 446 00:29:50,666 --> 00:29:52,625 Better watch your back, Fish, 447 00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:55,291 'cause Squirrel Master ain't gonna be there for you all the time. 448 00:29:55,333 --> 00:29:59,166 'Cause next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail... fruit. 449 00:30:00,999 --> 00:30:02,833 Take it. 450 00:30:06,208 --> 00:30:07,999 I'm somebody's bitch. 451 00:30:13,374 --> 00:30:17,333 You guys gotta do something. There's this guy Nasty Nate who's after my cocktail fruit, 452 00:30:17,374 --> 00:30:19,541 and everyone here likes fresh fish. 453 00:30:19,583 --> 00:30:23,208 And then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch. 454 00:30:23,249 --> 00:30:27,249 Help! Ken, listen, man. We got a plan. 455 00:30:27,291 --> 00:30:28,552 What is it? 456 00:30:28,577 --> 00:30:32,124 It's not the most honest plan. You might not like it. 457 00:30:32,166 --> 00:30:35,791 - We gonna sell weed, yo. - Yeah, great. Weed. Good. Go. 458 00:30:35,833 --> 00:30:39,583 All right, man. Go! 459 00:30:39,625 --> 00:30:42,416 No more window love. Go and sell it. 460 00:30:42,458 --> 00:30:45,541 We figured the best way to spread the word was to hit the streets. 461 00:30:45,583 --> 00:30:48,708 And hit the streets we did. 462 00:31:11,124 --> 00:31:13,291 Smoke that and get back to us. 463 00:31:13,333 --> 00:31:16,708 Mr. Nice Guy has arrived, baby. 464 00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:18,625 It's on. All right. 465 00:31:21,708 --> 00:31:23,333 Oh, yes. 466 00:31:25,166 --> 00:31:27,666 Look at all these people, man! 467 00:31:27,708 --> 00:31:31,041 All right, guys. Be quick. Let's just do this and get out of here. 468 00:31:31,082 --> 00:31:34,500 Let's go, man. Let's go. It's money. 469 00:31:48,625 --> 00:31:50,166 All right, how'd you guys make out? 470 00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:53,500 Good. I'm all out of cards, B. Me too. 471 00:31:53,541 --> 00:31:56,374 That would make three of us. 472 00:31:56,416 --> 00:31:59,124 All right. We did our part, right? 473 00:31:59,166 --> 00:32:01,041 I just hope they smoke it. 474 00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:18,750 Damn, this weed is good. 475 00:32:32,750 --> 00:32:35,917 This is so... We are in business, man. 476 00:32:35,958 --> 00:32:38,249 Calm down. Calm down. 477 00:32:40,999 --> 00:32:44,875 Mr. Nice Guy. Oh, I may have the wrong number. 478 00:32:44,917 --> 00:32:47,458 Um, is Thurgood around? 479 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:51,500 Speaking. Oh, hey, hey. It's Mary Jane. 480 00:32:51,541 --> 00:32:54,082 Do you remember? I gave you a ride home from prison? 481 00:32:54,124 --> 00:32:56,082 Well, could you be a little more specific? 482 00:32:56,124 --> 00:32:58,458 I get so many rides home from prison. 483 00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:00,625 That was a joke. 484 00:33:00,666 --> 00:33:02,875 Oh. 485 00:33:02,917 --> 00:33:05,249 What happened? I didn't think you were gonna call me. 486 00:33:05,291 --> 00:33:08,958 Well, I wasn't, but then I decided I don't care what my friends think. 487 00:33:10,374 --> 00:33:12,541 See, that was a joke. Get it? Oh. 488 00:33:12,583 --> 00:33:14,708 A little joke. Not funny. 489 00:33:14,750 --> 00:33:17,374 So, uh, you wanna get together? 490 00:33:17,416 --> 00:33:21,333 Okay. Sure. When? 491 00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:25,124 How 'bout right now? Just meet me at the place where you dropped us off at. 492 00:33:25,166 --> 00:33:28,999 Okay. Can you give me half an hour? 493 00:33:29,041 --> 00:33:31,041 Yeah, half an hour's cool. Great. 494 00:33:31,082 --> 00:33:32,541 All right. I'll see you there. 495 00:33:32,583 --> 00:33:34,791 Okay. 496 00:33:34,833 --> 00:33:37,124 Bye. Bye-bye. 497 00:33:45,333 --> 00:33:48,124 I've got a date with Mary Jane! 498 00:33:48,166 --> 00:33:50,208 Word, yo? Yes! 499 00:33:50,249 --> 00:33:53,041 All right, man. Y'all got money? 500 00:33:54,750 --> 00:33:57,166 The date couldn't have come at a worse time. 501 00:33:57,208 --> 00:33:59,666 I was flat broke. 502 00:33:59,708 --> 00:34:02,875 All my money was tied up in our drug-dealing venture. 503 00:34:02,917 --> 00:34:07,249 I only had eight bucks. This was gonna take some careful budgeting and maneuvering. 504 00:34:07,291 --> 00:34:10,500 - Hey. - Watch the master at work. 505 00:34:10,541 --> 00:34:13,249 You look great. You look wonderful. Thank you. 506 00:34:13,291 --> 00:34:15,958 You know what? I was thinkin' it's so nice out, 507 00:34:17,082 --> 00:34:18,666 wanna go for a walk? 508 00:34:18,708 --> 00:34:21,917 Yeah. Sure. We can go for a walk. 509 00:34:21,958 --> 00:34:23,541 Good. Good. Let's. 510 00:34:23,583 --> 00:34:26,333 So far, so good. 511 00:34:26,374 --> 00:34:31,625 Three hours and 14 miles later, and I hadn't spent one penny. 512 00:34:31,666 --> 00:34:33,875 Damn, I was good! 513 00:34:33,917 --> 00:34:37,291 And then it happened. I'm hungry too. 514 00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:41,791 - Hey, you wanna eat at the Happy Palace? - Uh, how 'bout a hot dog, huh? 515 00:34:41,833 --> 00:34:44,750 Hey, what luck. Hot dog. 516 00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:49,875 - Hey, what can I get you? - Hot dog with ketchup and sauerkraut? 517 00:34:49,917 --> 00:34:52,666 - Sauerkraut's 50 cents extra. - Damn! 518 00:34:52,708 --> 00:34:55,833 I have not had a hot dog in so long. 519 00:34:55,875 --> 00:34:58,750 - Come on. Let's get out of here. - Anything to drink? 520 00:34:58,791 --> 00:35:00,500 You son of a bitch! 521 00:35:00,541 --> 00:35:02,708 Yes. Could I have a Pepsi, please? 522 00:35:02,750 --> 00:35:05,875 - Anything for you, sir? - No. I'm fine. Thank you. 523 00:35:05,917 --> 00:35:07,500 Greedy bastard! 524 00:35:07,541 --> 00:35:09,666 Didn't you promise me ice cream the other day? 525 00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:12,500 I know a really good place uptown. 526 00:35:12,541 --> 00:35:14,791 Great. Let's hoof it. 527 00:35:14,833 --> 00:35:18,541 Um, do you mind if we take a cab this time? 528 00:35:19,666 --> 00:35:21,541 Sure. 529 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:29,041 Thanks a lot, buddy. 530 00:35:29,082 --> 00:35:31,208 You should be happy with the tip I gave you. Damn. 531 00:35:31,249 --> 00:35:34,082 You should be kissing my ass. You guys are greedy. 532 00:35:34,124 --> 00:35:36,166 Best ice cream in town. 533 00:35:36,208 --> 00:35:39,541 Spare change for some food? Oh. 534 00:35:39,583 --> 00:35:42,750 - Don't mind if I do. - Thanks, young brother. 535 00:35:42,791 --> 00:35:45,500 No, thank you. 536 00:35:48,208 --> 00:35:53,791 Mmm. Mmm-mmm. Yeah, I mean, I do miss my dad. 537 00:35:53,833 --> 00:35:57,625 But... he deserves to be where he is. 538 00:35:57,666 --> 00:36:00,458 Drug dealers belong in jail. 539 00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:03,082 Yeah. Yeah, wow. 540 00:36:03,124 --> 00:36:06,708 Yeah. Um, how long he been in there? 541 00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:09,833 Four years next month. Four years. 542 00:36:09,875 --> 00:36:13,208 - And what exactly was he sellin'? - Marijuana. 543 00:36:13,249 --> 00:36:16,291 Four years just for weed? Damn! 544 00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:18,958 Just? No, no, no, no. Not just. 545 00:36:18,999 --> 00:36:22,333 Marijuana is terrible. It's a gateway drug. 546 00:36:22,374 --> 00:36:24,333 I mean, everybody knows that it leads to other stuff. 547 00:36:24,374 --> 00:36:26,791 Yeah, mostly junk food. 548 00:36:28,917 --> 00:36:30,958 You don't smoke weed, do you? 549 00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:34,917 Come on, Mary Jane. 550 00:36:34,958 --> 00:36:38,999 I mean, do I look like somebody that would smoke... marijuana? 551 00:36:39,041 --> 00:36:41,208 So you swear you don't? 552 00:36:41,249 --> 00:36:43,917 Yeah, sure. 553 00:36:43,958 --> 00:36:48,666 Okay, well, swear on this banana split that you don't do marijuana. 554 00:36:48,708 --> 00:36:51,541 What? Oh, my God. 555 00:36:51,583 --> 00:36:53,875 Do you swear? 556 00:36:55,666 --> 00:36:58,666 Yes, Mary Jane. I swear. 557 00:36:58,708 --> 00:37:01,708 That you got pretty eyes. 558 00:37:01,750 --> 00:37:03,583 That's good. 559 00:37:05,124 --> 00:37:07,166 That's real good. 560 00:37:07,208 --> 00:37:08,666 I got some booty. 561 00:37:08,708 --> 00:37:11,541 I got some booty. I got some booty. 562 00:37:11,583 --> 00:37:13,666 It was really good too. 563 00:37:13,708 --> 00:37:17,041 Ooh, she was a giver, a caring nurturer. 564 00:37:17,082 --> 00:37:21,833 She held me in her arms, and it was like I was 15 years old all over again. 565 00:37:21,875 --> 00:37:24,917 I was hooked on Mary Jane. 566 00:37:24,958 --> 00:37:29,541 The next mornin' the phones blew up like we were havin' a fuckin' telethon, man. 567 00:37:29,583 --> 00:37:33,333 Everybody in New York was callin' to get down with Mr. Nice Guy. 568 00:37:33,374 --> 00:37:36,666 We met all kinds of customers, like this guy here. 569 00:37:36,708 --> 00:37:38,833 He's what we call an enhancement smoker, 570 00:37:38,875 --> 00:37:42,917 'cause he thinks marijuana makes every activity that much better. 571 00:37:42,958 --> 00:37:45,082 - Mi casa, su casa. - Observe. 572 00:37:45,124 --> 00:37:47,041 You're Scarface, right? Yeah. 573 00:37:47,082 --> 00:37:49,333 I love Al Pacino, man. 574 00:37:49,374 --> 00:37:52,041 Did you ever see Scent of a Woman? Yep. 575 00:37:54,124 --> 00:37:59,208 You ever seen Scent of a Woman... on weed? 576 00:37:59,249 --> 00:38:03,958 That's the way to see it, man! It's just whacked! Pow! 577 00:38:05,666 --> 00:38:09,082 Sixty bucks, yo. That's cool, man. 578 00:38:09,124 --> 00:38:10,917 I got it. I got it. 579 00:38:13,917 --> 00:38:18,458 Did you ever see the back of a $20 bill, man? Man, I don't know, yo. 580 00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:22,583 Did you ever see the back of a $20 bill... on weed? 581 00:38:22,625 --> 00:38:24,625 Oh, there's some weird shit in there, man! 582 00:38:24,666 --> 00:38:27,082 There's a dude sittin' in the bushes. Does he have a gun? 583 00:38:27,124 --> 00:38:29,374 I don't know, man. What? What? 584 00:38:29,416 --> 00:38:32,041 Red team go. Red team go. 585 00:38:32,082 --> 00:38:35,750 Just some weird shit, man. Man, you're fuckin' crazy, yo. 586 00:38:35,791 --> 00:38:38,291 Take your shit, dude. No, that's cool. Thanks, man. 587 00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:41,625 Hey, yo, wait! Dude, I'm gonna check out the stars later. 588 00:38:41,666 --> 00:38:46,333 It's really trippy. Especially on weed, man. 589 00:38:46,374 --> 00:38:49,917 A scavenger smoker is someone who never has weed of their own. 590 00:38:49,958 --> 00:38:52,500 But as soon as you smoke it, here they come. 591 00:38:52,541 --> 00:38:55,082 Damn! What up, dog? Man! 592 00:38:55,124 --> 00:38:57,249 What's up, dogs? Scoot over. Let me get in here, man. 593 00:38:57,291 --> 00:38:59,249 What y'all doin'? Nothin'. 594 00:38:59,291 --> 00:39:01,291 Nothin'? Yeah, just chillin'. 595 00:39:01,333 --> 00:39:04,082 What's the matter? Let me inhale it. Let me hit some. 596 00:39:04,124 --> 00:39:08,291 All right, man. Just one hit, you scavenger. 597 00:39:08,333 --> 00:39:10,374 Always coming around. 598 00:39:16,249 --> 00:39:18,249 Can't even smoke weed in peace. 599 00:39:21,166 --> 00:39:23,208 I ain't even hit the motherfucker yet. Back up, nigga. 600 00:39:23,249 --> 00:39:26,833 You know we sell this? I don't know if you knew that. 601 00:39:26,875 --> 00:39:29,999 It's too bad, man. I just stopped smokin' yesterday. 602 00:39:35,791 --> 00:39:39,291 I'm gonna get up out of here. Y'all stay up, man. Nice seeing y'all. 603 00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:42,333 Yeah. Look at that shit. Man. 604 00:39:42,374 --> 00:39:44,625 Then there's the "You Should've Been There" smoker. 605 00:39:44,666 --> 00:39:48,208 They love talkin' about the old days, back when weed was grass. 606 00:39:48,249 --> 00:39:51,374 Hell, back in the '60s, we used to smoke this shit on the street. 607 00:39:51,416 --> 00:39:55,166 Cops didn't say nothin'. Hell, they was gettin' high too. Everybody was doin' it. 608 00:39:55,208 --> 00:39:58,041 It wasn't the thing to do because it was the thing to do, you know? 609 00:39:58,082 --> 00:40:00,082 It was the thing to do because it got you high. 610 00:40:00,124 --> 00:40:02,917 Can you dig it? I feel you. That's why I'm doin' it. 611 00:40:02,958 --> 00:40:07,666 I feel it. Man, you're cool as shit, mister. 612 00:40:07,708 --> 00:40:11,041 I hate to do it, but I gotta charge you. That's 60 bucks. 613 00:40:11,082 --> 00:40:13,875 Sixty bucks? Yeah. 614 00:40:13,917 --> 00:40:16,666 Man, I remember when a dime bag cost a dime, 615 00:40:16,708 --> 00:40:19,750 you know what I mean? Damn. 616 00:40:19,791 --> 00:40:22,142 You know how much condoms used to cost back in them days? 617 00:40:22,167 --> 00:40:23,583 How much? 618 00:40:23,625 --> 00:40:25,744 I don't know. I... We never used 'em. 619 00:40:26,374 --> 00:40:29,124 We call this kid the "After School Special" smoker. 620 00:40:29,166 --> 00:40:31,666 He spends all of his allowance on reefer. 621 00:40:31,708 --> 00:40:34,541 Thanks, little buddy. 622 00:40:34,583 --> 00:40:38,082 Now, in the next room, his father, an "I'm 40, But I'm Still Cool" smoker, 623 00:40:38,124 --> 00:40:42,124 is tokin' up, trying to figure out a way to bond with his son. 624 00:40:42,166 --> 00:40:46,166 Isn't that ironic? Don't you think? 625 00:40:46,208 --> 00:40:49,875 'Course across town, the kid's Nana's smokin' up, tryin' to ease her glaucoma. 626 00:40:49,917 --> 00:40:53,374 And it's good for arthritis too. 627 00:40:53,416 --> 00:40:56,708 We made over 20 grand that first week, man. 628 00:40:56,750 --> 00:41:00,791 And because we were stealin' the weed, not buyin' it, it was all profit. 629 00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:05,333 But if we were gonna save Kenny, we had to deliver full-time. 630 00:41:05,374 --> 00:41:07,249 Scarface quit his job. 631 00:41:07,291 --> 00:41:09,750 Still waiting on that Heifer, Julio. 632 00:41:12,666 --> 00:41:14,833 Fuck you. Fuck you. 633 00:41:14,875 --> 00:41:17,875 Fuck you. You're cool. 634 00:41:17,917 --> 00:41:20,708 And fuck you. I'm out! 635 00:41:22,917 --> 00:41:25,041 Brian was gonna quit, 636 00:41:25,082 --> 00:41:27,082 but they fired him before he could. 637 00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:40,416 Don't worry. Don't worry. 638 00:41:40,458 --> 00:41:43,958 I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do: 639 00:41:43,999 --> 00:41:47,416 Flip out, man! 640 00:41:47,458 --> 00:41:51,999 All I wanna know is who's comin' with me? 641 00:41:55,124 --> 00:41:57,917 Who's comin', man? Who's comin' with me? 642 00:41:59,291 --> 00:42:03,208 Huh? Who's comin' with me, man? 643 00:42:04,374 --> 00:42:08,416 - I will. - Jan. 644 00:42:08,458 --> 00:42:12,333 Thank you, Jan. Yeah. 645 00:42:13,291 --> 00:42:14,791 Yeah! 646 00:42:14,833 --> 00:42:17,166 That's what I'm talkin' about. 647 00:42:17,208 --> 00:42:19,999 Fully, man. Yeah. 648 00:42:26,249 --> 00:42:30,833 Jan, will you be my girlfriend? 649 00:42:30,875 --> 00:42:34,750 I would, um, but I'm gay, you know? 650 00:42:34,791 --> 00:42:36,791 Oh. - I'm a big dyke. 651 00:42:36,833 --> 00:42:39,082 What's that like? 652 00:42:39,124 --> 00:42:41,750 Thank you for calling. Thank you very much. Bye-bye. 653 00:42:41,791 --> 00:42:44,833 We had to hire that girl Jan 'cause she followed Brian. 654 00:42:44,875 --> 00:42:46,999 But it actually worked out. Mr. Nice Guy. 655 00:42:47,041 --> 00:42:50,583 She was more organized than we were, and she was willing to work for weed. 656 00:42:50,625 --> 00:42:51,999 All right, then. 657 00:42:54,041 --> 00:42:56,166 Mr. Nice Guy was blowin' up, man. 658 00:42:56,208 --> 00:42:59,249 We got customers from all over New York. 659 00:42:59,291 --> 00:43:02,041 - We even stole a few from Samson. - Oh, what's up, nigga? 660 00:43:02,082 --> 00:43:04,875 Come on in, man. Come on, weed man. 661 00:43:04,917 --> 00:43:06,958 Thanks, baby. 662 00:43:06,999 --> 00:43:09,917 Get on. Beat it. You're scarin' 'em. 663 00:43:09,958 --> 00:43:13,917 Ha! Sir Smoka Lot. 664 00:43:13,958 --> 00:43:16,208 What can I get you today, Smoka Lot? Love weed. 665 00:43:16,249 --> 00:43:19,291 Um, let me get a pound of your sweetest cheeba. 666 00:43:19,333 --> 00:43:22,666 Damn. Yes! Somethin' told me to bring a lot of weed, man. 667 00:43:22,708 --> 00:43:27,500 Aw, shit. Pound of my sweetest cheeba. 668 00:43:27,541 --> 00:43:30,374 Don't get no better than that. Can smell it through the bag. 669 00:43:30,416 --> 00:43:32,999 That's gonna be 9,600 bucks, bro. 670 00:43:33,041 --> 00:43:35,041 Let's see what I got here. 671 00:43:39,041 --> 00:43:41,333 Come on, man. Hang out for a minute. Smoke with me. 672 00:43:41,374 --> 00:43:43,875 I got weed. I got my bong out. Come on, son. 673 00:43:43,917 --> 00:43:47,374 For you, man, I'll stay for a minute. 674 00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:50,082 But then I gotta be... gotta be goin'. 675 00:43:50,124 --> 00:43:53,249 I understand. 676 00:43:53,291 --> 00:43:57,917 And Smoka Lot opened up to me like I was Barbara Walters. 677 00:43:57,958 --> 00:44:00,041 It was ridiculous. He told me about his lawyer. 678 00:44:00,082 --> 00:44:03,500 He had sex with my mama! Why? 679 00:44:03,541 --> 00:44:07,416 His spirituality. - God, if you listenin'... help! 680 00:44:07,458 --> 00:44:10,124 His bad back. - Doctor said I need a backeotomy. 681 00:44:10,166 --> 00:44:11,182 His love life. 682 00:44:11,714 --> 00:44:14,041 I'm impotent, man. Get away from me, bitch! 683 00:44:14,082 --> 00:44:17,374 I mean, talk about a guy with problems. Tough break. 684 00:44:17,416 --> 00:44:21,166 - I can't take it no more. - No wonder he smokes a pound a week. 685 00:44:21,208 --> 00:44:22,541 Somebody wanna... 686 00:44:22,583 --> 00:44:24,999 So now we had a famous clientele and... 687 00:44:25,041 --> 00:44:27,249 Greeneyes gonna miss ya. 688 00:44:27,291 --> 00:44:31,291 And guess what else. Call me next week... about weed... 689 00:44:31,333 --> 00:44:34,750 I got more booty! I got more booty! 690 00:44:34,791 --> 00:44:37,166 I don't mean to rub it in, folks. 691 00:44:37,208 --> 00:44:39,833 It's just that, you know, I liked her so much, man. 692 00:44:39,875 --> 00:44:42,708 When I was with her, I didn't even think about weed. 693 00:44:42,750 --> 00:44:45,124 - Didn't have to. - Bye. 694 00:44:45,166 --> 00:44:48,708 She was all the Mary Jane I needed. 695 00:45:24,666 --> 00:45:29,416 What did I tell you, Nate? Come on. Come on. 696 00:45:29,458 --> 00:45:32,416 Come on. Come on, Nate. 697 00:45:32,458 --> 00:45:35,249 He had to stay vigilant. 698 00:45:35,291 --> 00:45:39,458 Wash off your han... Kenny's butthole was in constant jeopardy. 699 00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:42,249 But we were makin' money. Hey, what's up, man? 700 00:45:42,291 --> 00:45:44,999 - What's up, man? - What's up, boy? 701 00:45:45,041 --> 00:45:47,958 What's up, yo? Nada. I'm just chillin'. 702 00:45:47,999 --> 00:45:51,583 Hey, guys. Why is there a dog biting The Guy? 703 00:45:51,625 --> 00:45:55,500 - 'Cause I bought a dog, B. - You bought a dog? 704 00:45:55,541 --> 00:45:58,625 For how much? Oh, it's cool. Yo, he's used. 705 00:45:58,666 --> 00:46:01,249 Including the house, it was only 250, yo. 706 00:46:01,291 --> 00:46:04,750 You spent $250 on a used dog? 707 00:46:04,791 --> 00:46:07,583 And a doghouse, yo. Brian bought something too. 708 00:46:07,625 --> 00:46:12,958 For $400, I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch, man. 709 00:46:12,999 --> 00:46:17,041 Who the hell told you that? The guy who sold it to me. Barry Garcia. 710 00:46:17,082 --> 00:46:19,291 And what he's supposed to be? Jerry Garcia's brother? 711 00:46:19,333 --> 00:46:23,999 No. Actually, it's Andy Garcia's brother. 712 00:46:24,041 --> 00:46:28,166 Why the hell are you guys spendin' money? We're not drug dealers, remember? 713 00:46:28,208 --> 00:46:33,208 We're fund-raisers. Well, you said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace. 714 00:46:33,249 --> 00:46:35,999 - How much did that cost, man? - Ah. 715 00:46:36,041 --> 00:46:39,708 You know, obviously you missed the point of that story, Brian. 716 00:46:39,750 --> 00:46:42,416 - Come on, guys. Return this shit. - We can't, yo. 717 00:46:42,458 --> 00:46:46,416 Why am I tellin' Mary Jane I don't have any money? 'Cause you're a fibber. 718 00:46:46,458 --> 00:46:49,875 No, because we don't have any money. 719 00:46:49,917 --> 00:46:52,166 The money we do have is not for spending. 720 00:46:52,208 --> 00:46:57,166 It's for saving Kenny's sweet virgin ass, man! 721 00:46:57,208 --> 00:47:01,041 If you guys spend one more dime, I swear I will bitch-slap you. 722 00:47:02,374 --> 00:47:04,208 Gimme that. 723 00:47:06,082 --> 00:47:10,249 I'm sorry for yelling. But I'm serious. 724 00:47:10,291 --> 00:47:14,374 We gotta start bein' more responsible and focused. 725 00:47:14,416 --> 00:47:16,875 All right? Let's be sharp. 726 00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:20,333 Scarface, your dog is mean, man. 727 00:47:20,374 --> 00:47:22,583 I know, right? 728 00:47:22,625 --> 00:47:25,666 Somebody gotta do somethin' about this shit right now. 729 00:47:25,708 --> 00:47:27,833 Mmm. Come here, doggie. 730 00:47:27,875 --> 00:47:30,416 Hey, little fella. Smell it? 731 00:47:30,458 --> 00:47:35,416 Hey! Smell it. Okay. All right. Mmm. 732 00:47:35,458 --> 00:47:37,833 Good boy. 733 00:47:37,875 --> 00:47:40,999 - He likes it. - He loves it, man. 734 00:47:41,041 --> 00:47:42,395 Of course he loves it. 735 00:47:42,420 --> 00:47:44,541 Yeah, your paws are tingling, aren't they? 736 00:47:44,583 --> 00:47:47,458 Now you're one of us. 737 00:47:49,374 --> 00:47:52,666 Get it, Killer. 738 00:47:52,708 --> 00:47:56,833 - He likes it, yo. - Yeah, man, he really likes it. 739 00:47:56,875 --> 00:47:58,333 Look at him, man. 740 00:47:58,374 --> 00:48:02,124 Good for you, man. Man, what did you guys do to him, yo? 741 00:48:02,166 --> 00:48:06,041 - Nothin', man. - Yo, Killer. Kill! Killer, kill! 742 00:48:13,917 --> 00:48:16,541 This weed is fantastic! 743 00:48:21,374 --> 00:48:23,583 We kept pluggin' away with the weed deliveries, 744 00:48:23,625 --> 00:48:27,416 and we kept meetin' different kinds of smokers, like this lady. 745 00:48:27,458 --> 00:48:28,688 - She's an "I'm Only Creative 746 00:48:28,713 --> 00:48:29,875 If I Smoke" smoker. - Hi. 747 00:48:29,917 --> 00:48:33,625 She believes weed, and only weed, brings out the artist in her. 748 00:48:35,333 --> 00:48:37,958 Would you like to hear some of my poetry? Not really. 749 00:48:37,999 --> 00:48:39,875 You really should. 750 00:48:42,041 --> 00:48:46,041 "I have killed. I have helped kill. 751 00:48:46,082 --> 00:48:51,583 I have killed part of myself. I cannot change this, I. 752 00:48:51,625 --> 00:48:55,041 I must seek Buddha. I must seek Christ." 753 00:48:57,082 --> 00:49:01,958 You must seek therapy. That's what I would go with, but that's my own... 754 00:49:01,999 --> 00:49:05,750 The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around, 755 00:49:05,791 --> 00:49:07,500 especially when it comes to reefer. 756 00:49:08,875 --> 00:49:11,374 Hey, man, we're out of papers. 757 00:49:11,416 --> 00:49:15,291 All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil. 758 00:49:15,333 --> 00:49:18,458 We don't have a corkscrew. 759 00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:22,124 All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel. 760 00:49:22,166 --> 00:49:25,875 Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. Hurry up! 761 00:49:25,917 --> 00:49:28,416 And then you got your straight-up potheads. Ooh! 762 00:49:28,458 --> 00:49:31,666 You can spot these people by their lack of motivation, 763 00:49:31,708 --> 00:49:36,625 mood swings, forgetfulness and, of course, the dreaded low sperm count. 764 00:49:36,666 --> 00:49:41,082 I don't know which one of these categories we fall into, but I'll tell you this: 765 00:49:41,124 --> 00:49:43,249 We ain't no goddamn potheads. 766 00:49:43,291 --> 00:49:45,082 Hmm. 767 00:49:45,124 --> 00:49:47,416 Shit. 768 00:49:47,458 --> 00:49:50,124 Then you have the avid nonsmoker. 769 00:49:50,166 --> 00:49:53,708 A lot of times they'll get your number accidentally from one of their girlfriends, 770 00:49:53,750 --> 00:49:56,666 call up and place an order knowing they don't smoke weed... 771 00:49:56,708 --> 00:49:59,458 and request that you personally deliver it. 772 00:49:59,500 --> 00:50:03,917 Then when you get there, they're all mad that it's you sellin' weed. 773 00:50:03,958 --> 00:50:08,917 You smoke weed? At last we can share everything. 774 00:50:08,958 --> 00:50:12,833 Get off me, you lying son of a bitch! What is this? 775 00:50:12,875 --> 00:50:15,374 Looks like some sort of a business card. 776 00:50:15,416 --> 00:50:19,374 Yeah, with your number on it. You know, I can't believe this! 777 00:50:19,416 --> 00:50:23,166 I can't believe that I fell for another one of you low-life assholes again. 778 00:50:23,208 --> 00:50:26,374 - God, what is wrong with me? - Hey... 779 00:50:26,416 --> 00:50:28,917 Hey, Mary Jane, I can explain everything, all right? 780 00:50:28,958 --> 00:50:31,041 Good-bye, Thurgood. Wait! Hold up! 781 00:50:31,082 --> 00:50:33,458 Hey, Mary Jane! 782 00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:37,625 Mary Jane, look, the only reason I lied to you was because I like you... 783 00:50:37,666 --> 00:50:39,416 and I wanted to be with you. 784 00:50:40,583 --> 00:50:42,416 Mary Jane. 785 00:50:54,208 --> 00:50:55,791 Knight Rider. 786 00:50:55,833 --> 00:50:58,333 A shadowy flight into the dangerous world... 787 00:50:58,374 --> 00:51:01,333 of a man who does not exist. 788 00:51:04,750 --> 00:51:08,166 Thurgood, why the long face, man? 789 00:51:08,208 --> 00:51:10,791 - Mary Jane dumped me. - Shh. Quiet down, yo. 790 00:51:10,833 --> 00:51:14,082 - Sir Smoka Lot's on TV. - Cecil? 791 00:51:30,208 --> 00:51:34,917 Samson, it looks like somebody is cuttin' into your business, baby. 792 00:51:34,958 --> 00:51:36,791 Shit. 793 00:51:36,833 --> 00:51:39,333 Mr. Nice Guy! Do you like what you see, Samson? 794 00:51:39,374 --> 00:51:41,124 Do I look like I like what I see? 795 00:51:42,416 --> 00:51:45,416 Who is this Mr. Nice Guy? 796 00:51:45,458 --> 00:51:48,374 I would imagine he's some sort of drug dealer. 797 00:51:48,416 --> 00:51:50,750 Go get me this Mr. Nice Guy. 798 00:51:50,791 --> 00:51:53,999 I wanna sit him down and ask him some questions. 799 00:51:57,999 --> 00:52:00,291 Hey, Squirrel Master. Kenny. 800 00:52:01,958 --> 00:52:05,708 Listen, uh, I, uh, just wanted to say thank you... 801 00:52:05,750 --> 00:52:08,374 for protecting me back there. 802 00:52:08,416 --> 00:52:12,416 We didn't mind. Huh? Did we, Fuzzy Nuts? 803 00:52:12,458 --> 00:52:15,875 I hope there's some way I can pay you back when we get on the outside. 804 00:52:15,917 --> 00:52:18,958 You better hurry up. I get out in 11 days. 805 00:52:18,999 --> 00:52:21,041 Is that right? 806 00:52:26,750 --> 00:52:30,708 Kenny, 11 days? That seems a little stiff, man. 807 00:52:30,750 --> 00:52:34,291 Eleven days, Thurgood, I'm as good as skewered. 808 00:52:34,333 --> 00:52:37,666 Ever take your clothes off and run backwards through a cornfield? 809 00:52:37,708 --> 00:52:40,416 Ooh. Hurry, Thurgood. 810 00:52:40,458 --> 00:52:43,958 I'm countin' on you, man! Please! Please! 811 00:52:43,999 --> 00:52:47,124 Eleven days wasn't gonna give us much time. 812 00:52:47,166 --> 00:52:50,541 We really had to hustle, and that meant takin' on new customers. 813 00:53:05,333 --> 00:53:08,583 Damn, B! I been set up. 814 00:53:11,875 --> 00:53:14,166 We'll get back to that in a second. 815 00:53:14,208 --> 00:53:17,750 But meanwhile I hadn't seen Mary Jane in, like, a week. 816 00:53:17,791 --> 00:53:21,374 I couldn't stop thinkin' about her, man. I missed her. 817 00:53:21,416 --> 00:53:23,364 Then I started thinkin' about the fact that she 818 00:53:23,389 --> 00:53:26,208 was the only girl I slept with in five years. 819 00:53:26,249 --> 00:53:29,041 Then I started thinkin' about the girl I slept with before Mary Jane. 820 00:53:31,166 --> 00:53:33,708 I had to get Mary Jane back. 821 00:53:36,208 --> 00:53:37,583 What do you want? 822 00:53:38,833 --> 00:53:41,666 I want you back, Mary Jane. 823 00:53:41,708 --> 00:53:46,750 I miss you. I'll do whatever it takes to get you back. 824 00:53:46,791 --> 00:53:49,875 I can't quit sellin' it yet, but I'll quit smokin' it. 825 00:53:49,917 --> 00:53:53,082 If that's what you want, then... then I'll change for you. 826 00:53:53,124 --> 00:53:56,625 Heard that before. Said that before. 827 00:53:56,666 --> 00:54:00,791 But this time I mean it. I'm gonna come back here. I'm gonna be clean. 828 00:54:00,833 --> 00:54:04,249 I'm gonna be sober. There's no more weed, no more nothin'. 829 00:54:04,291 --> 00:54:08,917 Mary Jane, you'll see. I'll be back. I'll be a changed man. 830 00:54:08,958 --> 00:54:11,124 There's a new Thurgood Jenkins today. 831 00:54:12,833 --> 00:54:15,750 I love you. 832 00:54:15,791 --> 00:54:18,583 Man, that first day of sobriety sucked. 833 00:54:18,625 --> 00:54:21,585 And I realized something. I was a real irritable guy 834 00:54:21,610 --> 00:54:23,416 when I wasn't smokin' marijuana. 835 00:54:23,458 --> 00:54:26,416 I couldn't stop thinkin' about gettin' high. 836 00:54:26,458 --> 00:54:28,917 And that's when I decided it was time to get help. 837 00:54:28,958 --> 00:54:32,333 Hi, everyone. My name is Thurgood. 838 00:54:32,374 --> 00:54:33,999 Hi, Thurgood. 839 00:54:35,124 --> 00:54:36,875 Hi. 840 00:54:36,917 --> 00:54:41,583 I'm here today because I'm addicted... to marijuana. 841 00:54:41,625 --> 00:54:45,166 You in here for some marijuana? 842 00:54:45,208 --> 00:54:47,374 Marijuana? 843 00:54:47,416 --> 00:54:50,166 Man, this is some bullshit! 844 00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:52,875 Marijuana is not a drug. 845 00:54:52,917 --> 00:54:55,208 - I used to suck dick for coke. - I seen him! 846 00:54:55,249 --> 00:54:57,708 - Damn. - Now that's an addiction, man. 847 00:54:57,750 --> 00:55:00,082 - You ever suck dick for marijuana? - Huh? 848 00:55:02,708 --> 00:55:06,458 - No. No, I can't say I have. - I didn't think so. 849 00:55:06,500 --> 00:55:09,208 - Boo this man! - Boo! 850 00:55:18,958 --> 00:55:21,124 No. 851 00:55:21,166 --> 00:55:23,875 No! 852 00:55:23,917 --> 00:55:26,500 No! 853 00:55:26,541 --> 00:55:28,750 Devil man. 854 00:55:28,791 --> 00:55:32,500 Devil... 666... The mark of the beast! 855 00:55:32,541 --> 00:55:35,833 No! Naughty! 856 00:55:35,875 --> 00:55:38,333 Naughty jungle of love! 857 00:55:41,082 --> 00:55:42,666 The man is serious, B. 858 00:55:42,708 --> 00:55:44,583 Calm down. How serious can he be? 859 00:55:44,625 --> 00:55:47,124 He wants to see Mr. Nice Guy. He told me. 860 00:55:49,500 --> 00:55:51,374 Oh, my God. 861 00:55:51,416 --> 00:55:53,291 Oh, man. 862 00:55:56,041 --> 00:55:58,082 No, yo! 863 00:55:58,124 --> 00:56:00,082 They killed Killer, B! 864 00:56:01,833 --> 00:56:04,041 Yo, Samson did this, man. 865 00:56:05,291 --> 00:56:08,124 Yo, he killed Killer, man. 866 00:56:08,166 --> 00:56:11,124 Hey. He killed... 867 00:56:11,166 --> 00:56:13,917 I'm gonna call Brian. 868 00:56:13,958 --> 00:56:16,666 Let's just give him a proper burial, all right? 869 00:56:16,708 --> 00:56:19,166 I'm sorry, man. 870 00:56:19,208 --> 00:56:21,416 Jesus Christ. 871 00:56:21,458 --> 00:56:25,124 Oh! I'm sorry. Watch it, man! You stepped on his head! Yo! 872 00:56:25,166 --> 00:56:28,124 I'm sorry. I didn't even see him. 873 00:57:01,249 --> 00:57:04,124 I gotta smoke. I have got to smoke. 874 00:57:05,374 --> 00:57:07,958 What happened, man? 875 00:57:07,999 --> 00:57:11,458 You wanna know what happened? I'll tell you what happened. 876 00:57:11,500 --> 00:57:14,917 Samson and his girls came rollin' up in here lookin' for me. 877 00:57:14,958 --> 00:57:18,124 They said they was gonna mess me up if I didn't bring them Mr. Nice Guy. 878 00:57:18,166 --> 00:57:20,750 So they probably roughed the guy up, 879 00:57:20,791 --> 00:57:23,458 then they started goin' to war with the apartment. 880 00:57:23,500 --> 00:57:26,708 They got nunchucks, bolos. They be doin' Indian burns. 881 00:57:26,750 --> 00:57:29,458 Killer paid the price, yo. 882 00:57:29,500 --> 00:57:33,458 He got the wrath. He got the wrath of them nunchucks, yo. 883 00:57:35,750 --> 00:57:38,750 I think it's more complex than that. 884 00:57:38,791 --> 00:57:43,124 - More complex than that? - You know what I think happened? 885 00:57:43,166 --> 00:57:46,208 You wanna hear what I think, man? 886 00:57:48,541 --> 00:57:52,541 First of all, to understand what happened to Killer, 887 00:57:52,583 --> 00:57:56,833 you gotta understand who Killer the dog was. 888 00:57:56,875 --> 00:58:00,291 Now, Killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. 889 00:58:00,333 --> 00:58:03,458 He was always ashamed of this, man. 890 00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:08,082 And right after that, he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz. 891 00:58:08,124 --> 00:58:10,917 He's a small-time gunrunner... 892 00:58:10,958 --> 00:58:13,374 and, uh, rottweiler fight promoter. 893 00:58:13,416 --> 00:58:16,999 So he puts Killer into training. Next thing you know, Killer's good. 894 00:58:17,041 --> 00:58:19,249 He is damn good. 895 00:58:19,291 --> 00:58:23,249 But then he had the fight of his life. 896 00:58:23,291 --> 00:58:26,875 They pit him against his brother Nibbles. 897 00:58:26,917 --> 00:58:30,583 And Killer said, "No, man, that's my brother. I can't fight Nibbles!" 898 00:58:30,625 --> 00:58:33,500 And he made 'em fight anyway. 899 00:58:33,541 --> 00:58:37,333 And then Killer, he killed Nibbles. 900 00:58:37,374 --> 00:58:40,374 And Killer said, "That's it." 901 00:58:40,416 --> 00:58:45,833 He called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. 902 00:58:45,875 --> 00:58:50,041 And then in a rage, he collapsed, 903 00:58:50,082 --> 00:58:52,374 and his heart... 904 00:58:52,416 --> 00:58:54,833 no longer beat. 905 00:58:56,625 --> 00:58:58,917 Wow. 906 00:58:58,958 --> 00:59:01,500 You know, uh, 907 00:59:01,541 --> 00:59:04,958 I never thought I'd say this to anybody, 908 00:59:04,999 --> 00:59:08,041 But you two smoke entirely too much reefer. 909 00:59:08,082 --> 00:59:11,249 What if The Guy did it? 910 00:59:11,291 --> 00:59:13,875 No way. You think? 911 00:59:13,917 --> 00:59:15,791 Yo? 912 00:59:20,291 --> 00:59:23,166 Yo, The Guy, did you kill my dog? 913 00:59:28,583 --> 00:59:31,374 I believe him, yo. I don't know why, but I do. 914 00:59:36,374 --> 00:59:38,166 Samson did this shit, yo. 915 00:59:42,124 --> 00:59:44,458 Mr. Nice Guy, party accessories. 916 00:59:44,500 --> 00:59:47,041 Well, did you get my message? 917 00:59:47,082 --> 00:59:51,416 - Who is this? - This is Samson, smarty-pants. 918 00:59:51,458 --> 00:59:54,082 Operator with an emergency breakthrough from your sister. 919 00:59:54,124 --> 00:59:56,666 Samson, this is Sheila. Mama fell... 920 00:59:56,708 --> 00:59:58,833 Shut up, bitch! 921 00:59:58,875 --> 01:00:02,500 You tell Mr. Nice Guy to get his Jamaican ass... 922 01:00:02,541 --> 01:00:05,625 over to my place at 3:00 tomorrow! 923 01:00:05,666 --> 01:00:09,917 Now, you don't want me to get ugly. No, sir. 924 01:00:09,958 --> 01:00:12,416 Shit. All right. I'll tell 'em. 925 01:00:13,833 --> 01:00:16,249 Oh, my God. 926 01:00:16,291 --> 01:00:19,124 We're in a lot of trouble. 927 01:00:19,166 --> 01:00:23,374 Scarface, perhaps you could help me. 928 01:00:23,416 --> 01:00:27,958 Why do you think Samson thinks that Mr. Nice Guy's a Jamaican? 929 01:00:27,999 --> 01:00:31,583 Oh, 'cause I told him Mr. Nice Guy was Jamaican, yo. 930 01:00:31,625 --> 01:00:36,625 Why? I just always thought he sounded Jamaican inside my head. 931 01:00:38,249 --> 01:00:39,750 We're in a lot of trouble, guys. 932 01:00:39,791 --> 01:00:42,541 We have a meeting with Samson tomorrow at 3:00. 933 01:00:42,583 --> 01:00:44,249 Where are we gonna get a Jamaican from? 934 01:00:44,291 --> 01:00:47,791 I'll pretend I'm Jamaican, man. 935 01:00:47,833 --> 01:00:49,625 Yeah. 936 01:00:51,666 --> 01:00:53,875 You have smoked yourself retarded. 937 01:00:58,583 --> 01:01:00,958 Well, well, well. 938 01:01:02,583 --> 01:01:03,999 If it isn't Mr. Nice Guy. 939 01:01:05,500 --> 01:01:08,458 Welcome to my lair. 940 01:01:08,500 --> 01:01:12,249 Well, now. Tell me a little bit about yourself. 941 01:01:15,958 --> 01:01:19,958 Well, you know, I be from Jamaica, man. Lord have mercy. 942 01:01:19,999 --> 01:01:22,291 What part of Jamaica? 943 01:01:22,333 --> 01:01:25,750 Right near the beach... Boy! 944 01:01:25,791 --> 01:01:29,082 I think you're bullshitting me. 945 01:01:29,124 --> 01:01:32,500 Samson Simpson, I stick by my story! 946 01:01:32,541 --> 01:01:34,666 I'm from Jamaica. 947 01:01:34,708 --> 01:01:40,041 If I wasn't Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat? Hmm? 948 01:01:40,082 --> 01:01:42,166 Delilah, 949 01:01:43,333 --> 01:01:46,625 get me 814. 950 01:01:46,666 --> 01:01:49,541 814. 951 01:01:49,583 --> 01:01:52,291 What the fuck is 814? 952 01:02:00,416 --> 01:02:03,416 I'm sorry, yo. I don't want to be the first nigga to die from a crossbow. 953 01:02:03,458 --> 01:02:06,917 You know, I have been lying to you. 954 01:02:06,958 --> 01:02:11,082 I'm sorry. Samson, I'm sorry. Okay? 955 01:02:11,124 --> 01:02:14,374 We... We just started this because our friend got locked up. 956 01:02:14,416 --> 01:02:17,500 Brother, you know how that is. We had to get him outta jail. 957 01:02:17,541 --> 01:02:20,500 Now this is what's gonna happen. 958 01:02:20,541 --> 01:02:23,333 You make about 40,000, 50,000 a week. 959 01:02:23,374 --> 01:02:25,875 Shit. I wish. 960 01:02:25,917 --> 01:02:28,666 Well, I want half. 961 01:02:28,708 --> 01:02:32,416 $20,000 a week, or you're dead! 962 01:02:32,458 --> 01:02:34,917 You understand? 963 01:02:34,958 --> 01:02:39,124 Twenty thousand seems fair. That seems fair, right, guys? It's fair. 964 01:02:39,166 --> 01:02:41,625 Class dismissed. 965 01:02:43,458 --> 01:02:46,458 Man, we are in trouble, man. 966 01:02:51,416 --> 01:02:56,708 Jerry, I really need your help, man. Feel us... 967 01:02:56,750 --> 01:03:00,583 Brian, will you stop praying to a bag of sand, man? Come on. 968 01:03:02,625 --> 01:03:06,791 You heard the man. If we don't get this money, we're dead. All of us! 969 01:03:10,374 --> 01:03:14,541 Yo, Thurgood, why don't you get your boy, The Guy, to lend you some money? 970 01:03:14,583 --> 01:03:18,166 You certainly let him stay here long enough. Man, that's Brian's boy. 971 01:03:18,208 --> 01:03:21,666 I didn't let him stay here. I don't know him, man. 972 01:03:27,708 --> 01:03:30,583 Hey, what day is it? Saturday. 973 01:03:30,625 --> 01:03:32,541 Is it January? 974 01:03:32,583 --> 01:03:35,374 No, man, it's August. 975 01:03:35,416 --> 01:03:38,583 Oh, wow. August. 976 01:03:38,625 --> 01:03:41,583 Hey, I couldn't help overhearing you guys. 977 01:03:41,625 --> 01:03:46,166 You know, if you want to double your profits, you should just rob that lab. 978 01:03:46,208 --> 01:03:48,458 Tomorrow's Sunday. There'll be no one in there. 979 01:03:48,500 --> 01:03:51,458 Just go in and rob the place blind. 980 01:03:51,500 --> 01:03:53,458 It'll work, I promise you. 981 01:03:56,416 --> 01:04:00,291 Hey, uh, seein' as how we don't know who you are, 982 01:04:00,333 --> 01:04:02,750 are you plannin' on movin' out anytime soon? 983 01:04:04,541 --> 01:04:07,333 Thurgood, why don't you just focus on one thing at a time? 984 01:04:07,374 --> 01:04:11,166 I'll be fine. The robbery is what's important now. 985 01:04:12,583 --> 01:04:13,708 Wow. 986 01:04:49,625 --> 01:04:51,708 Phase One is complete, yo. 987 01:04:51,750 --> 01:04:54,166 All right. 988 01:04:54,208 --> 01:04:57,750 Now all we gotta do is go down this hatch to the second-floor supply room. 989 01:04:57,791 --> 01:05:00,500 Grab all the weed you can grab, and we are outta here! 990 01:05:00,541 --> 01:05:02,500 Sick, man! This is it? 991 01:05:02,541 --> 01:05:04,458 Let's do it. 992 01:05:04,500 --> 01:05:06,333 Watch your step. 993 01:05:15,958 --> 01:05:19,208 You didn't say nothin' about no door, yo. Chill out, man. 994 01:05:19,249 --> 01:05:23,041 I smoke weed here all the time. This door's never locked. 995 01:05:23,082 --> 01:05:25,583 I didn't say the alarm would be off. 996 01:05:25,625 --> 01:05:28,666 I said it never locked. Well, hurry, yo! 997 01:05:28,708 --> 01:05:30,833 You guys, wait up! 998 01:05:33,124 --> 01:05:35,208 Oh. 999 01:05:35,249 --> 01:05:37,666 Hold up! 1000 01:05:37,708 --> 01:05:42,082 - Isn't that Thurgood, the custodian? - Yeah. 1001 01:05:42,124 --> 01:05:46,333 Want me to call the cops? No. This is too much fun. 1002 01:05:46,374 --> 01:05:48,583 Right over here! Come on! 1003 01:05:54,583 --> 01:05:56,333 I hope there's some left. 1004 01:06:10,875 --> 01:06:14,666 Maui Wowie! 1005 01:06:27,082 --> 01:06:29,124 I don't even know Spanish, nigga. 1006 01:06:29,166 --> 01:06:32,291 I never seen this much weed in my life! Let's go! 1007 01:06:36,750 --> 01:06:38,750 Come on, man! 1008 01:06:53,333 --> 01:06:57,082 Get down on your knees with your hands behind your head. 1009 01:06:57,124 --> 01:07:00,500 Yo, I'm gonna make a run for it, B. 1010 01:07:00,541 --> 01:07:02,374 Just get down, man. 1011 01:07:06,082 --> 01:07:08,333 At least Brian got away, yo. 1012 01:07:08,374 --> 01:07:10,500 Whoa! 1013 01:07:10,541 --> 01:07:13,291 My nads! Oh! 1014 01:07:14,833 --> 01:07:17,750 Hey, thank God, man! 1015 01:07:17,791 --> 01:07:21,291 Get down on your knees with your hands behind your head! 1016 01:07:22,291 --> 01:07:24,082 Move in. 1017 01:07:27,583 --> 01:07:30,041 Breaking and entering. 1018 01:07:30,082 --> 01:07:32,166 You got me? Open and shut. 1019 01:07:32,208 --> 01:07:34,791 I say we book 'em. You got me? We book 'em. 1020 01:07:34,833 --> 01:07:38,833 Hey, wait a minute, guys. 1021 01:07:38,875 --> 01:07:41,166 It's not open and shut, all right? 1022 01:07:41,208 --> 01:07:42,750 What do you guys do for a living? 1023 01:07:42,791 --> 01:07:45,333 I'm a detective. Yeah, we're detectives. 1024 01:07:45,374 --> 01:07:48,833 Oh. Okay then, detect. Ask us somethin'. 1025 01:07:48,875 --> 01:07:51,041 What do you know about this new Jamaican, 1026 01:07:51,082 --> 01:07:53,208 this Mr. Nice Guy? Yeah. 1027 01:07:53,249 --> 01:07:56,625 Aw, shit, yo. 1028 01:07:56,666 --> 01:08:01,541 Well, I heard he's got great weed, but that's neither here nor there. 1029 01:08:01,583 --> 01:08:04,124 I mean, we can't bring him down. Great weed. 1030 01:08:04,166 --> 01:08:06,666 But we can bring you Samson. 1031 01:08:06,708 --> 01:08:10,416 Just ask me how. Ask me! 1032 01:08:10,458 --> 01:08:13,374 How are you gonna bring Samson down? 1033 01:08:13,416 --> 01:08:16,333 We got a meeting with him in a couple days. 1034 01:08:16,374 --> 01:08:18,791 I'll wear a wire. Hmm? 1035 01:08:18,833 --> 01:08:22,958 All right, listen to me. There's $30,000 in this knapsack. 1036 01:08:22,999 --> 01:08:25,625 When you get in there, give him the 20 grand you owe him, 1037 01:08:25,666 --> 01:08:28,625 and with the remaining 10, buy whatever narcotics he's got around. 1038 01:08:28,666 --> 01:08:31,708 You got me? You paying attention? 1039 01:08:31,750 --> 01:08:34,833 No. Sorry, man. 1040 01:08:34,875 --> 01:08:38,082 Unless you say out loud what it is you're buying, we got nothin'. 1041 01:08:38,124 --> 01:08:41,750 So make sure that you say it, and make sure that you get Samson to say it. 1042 01:08:41,791 --> 01:08:43,999 No codes. No slang. Yeah. 1043 01:08:44,041 --> 01:08:46,735 As soon as you got the stuff, or if anything goes wrong, 1044 01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:48,500 say the phrase "Abracadabra." 1045 01:08:48,541 --> 01:08:51,124 - Abracadabra. - Abracadabra? 1046 01:08:52,958 --> 01:08:56,208 Okay. Okay. Make sure that you are relaxed. 1047 01:08:56,249 --> 01:08:58,249 And just act completely normal. 1048 01:08:58,291 --> 01:09:01,291 - That's gonna be a problem. - What do you mean? 1049 01:09:01,333 --> 01:09:04,625 I mean we haven't smoked any weed today, man. 1050 01:09:04,666 --> 01:09:07,500 If the three of us go in there all clear-eyed and shit, 1051 01:09:07,541 --> 01:09:09,750 Samson is gonna know somethin's up. 1052 01:09:13,416 --> 01:09:15,041 Well, if you think it's gonna help. 1053 01:09:15,082 --> 01:09:17,791 Yeah. Yeah, I think that's gonna help. You got a light? 1054 01:09:22,791 --> 01:09:25,708 Mmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 1055 01:09:25,750 --> 01:09:28,416 Thanks, Officer. 1056 01:09:33,791 --> 01:09:35,500 I just wanna say, 1057 01:09:35,541 --> 01:09:39,708 that was a great idea, Thurgood. 1058 01:09:39,750 --> 01:09:44,166 - Wow. I mean, where do you even... - Just smoke it, yo! 1059 01:09:45,999 --> 01:09:48,374 If somethin' happens to us, could you... 1060 01:09:48,416 --> 01:09:51,666 could you give this letter to Mary Jane Potman? 1061 01:09:51,708 --> 01:09:53,917 Sure thing, kid. 1062 01:09:53,958 --> 01:09:59,541 And... And tell our friend Kenny Davis we love him. He's in prison. 1063 01:09:59,583 --> 01:10:02,374 Let's go. Come on. All right. Let's move. 1064 01:10:04,082 --> 01:10:06,124 Just remember to speak clearly. 1065 01:10:06,166 --> 01:10:09,541 Get him to say what he's sellin' you. Yeah. 1066 01:10:09,583 --> 01:10:11,082 You know, it ain't always good... 1067 01:10:11,124 --> 01:10:13,750 to get high before you have important things to do. 1068 01:10:15,291 --> 01:10:18,583 But lucky for us, the cops had our backs. 1069 01:10:19,791 --> 01:10:22,833 - Hello, boys. - Hi, Samson. 1070 01:10:22,875 --> 01:10:26,750 So... where's the money? 1071 01:10:26,791 --> 01:10:28,416 Right here in my bag. 1072 01:10:28,458 --> 01:10:31,917 Um, Samson, can I ask you a question? 1073 01:10:31,958 --> 01:10:34,458 Go ahead. 1074 01:10:34,500 --> 01:10:38,333 Do you know where we can score some cocaine? 1075 01:10:38,374 --> 01:10:42,124 - You want some candy? - Uh, no, thanks. 1076 01:10:42,166 --> 01:10:46,750 But it'd be great if we can get some cocaine. 1077 01:10:46,791 --> 01:10:50,249 What's so funny? 1078 01:10:50,291 --> 01:10:52,750 Those guys... Those guys are doomed! 1079 01:10:52,791 --> 01:10:55,291 I can't feel my hands! 1080 01:10:55,333 --> 01:10:57,249 I... I can feel them. 1081 01:11:01,291 --> 01:11:03,833 What we have here... 1082 01:11:03,875 --> 01:11:05,917 is some Colombian heaven. 1083 01:11:05,958 --> 01:11:08,208 Pure cocaine. 1084 01:11:08,249 --> 01:11:11,791 Candy makes you dandy. Hmm. 1085 01:11:11,833 --> 01:11:15,708 This is all the cocaine we get for 10 G's, B? 1086 01:11:15,750 --> 01:11:18,124 - We have other product. - Oh, like more cocaine? 1087 01:11:20,374 --> 01:11:22,541 And that is? 1088 01:11:22,583 --> 01:11:27,082 Fine China. Babaloo. 1089 01:11:27,124 --> 01:11:31,082 Looks like heroin to me, yo. Yeah. Is that heroin? 1090 01:11:31,124 --> 01:11:34,541 You've got to be the dumbest dealers in the history of the dope game. 1091 01:11:34,583 --> 01:11:37,291 You mean the game that you run, yo? 1092 01:11:37,333 --> 01:11:40,833 Good. Just call me Jesse Owens. 1093 01:11:40,875 --> 01:11:43,833 Jesse, can we get some cocaine and get the hell outta here? 1094 01:11:43,875 --> 01:11:47,875 - Okay. - Can I buy some of your heroin too? 1095 01:11:47,917 --> 01:11:50,917 Okay. 1096 01:11:50,958 --> 01:11:53,166 All right. All right. 1097 01:11:53,208 --> 01:11:55,791 It's been a pleasure doing business with you. 1098 01:11:55,833 --> 01:11:58,875 Thank you very much for the heroin and the cocaine. Here's your money. 1099 01:11:58,917 --> 01:12:00,999 All right. 1100 01:12:02,500 --> 01:12:04,333 Abracadabra. 1101 01:12:05,791 --> 01:12:07,625 Yeah, man! 1102 01:12:09,875 --> 01:12:12,625 Abracadabra. 1103 01:12:16,416 --> 01:12:18,999 "You're all the Mary Jane I'll ever need." 1104 01:12:22,625 --> 01:12:26,583 Abracadabra, yo! Oh, abracadabra, man. 1105 01:12:26,625 --> 01:12:30,999 - Abracadabra. - Boy, why do you keep saying that? 1106 01:12:31,041 --> 01:12:33,583 What? Abracadabra? 1107 01:12:33,625 --> 01:12:36,082 Yes. Abracadabra. 1108 01:12:36,124 --> 01:12:39,082 It's the latest slang. All the kids are saying it, right? 1109 01:12:39,124 --> 01:12:41,666 Abracadabra, my nigga. What's up? Abracadabra, yo. 1110 01:12:41,708 --> 01:12:45,041 - Abracadabra. - Slim, take off your shirt. 1111 01:12:46,374 --> 01:12:49,708 Samson, Samson, I hardly know you. 1112 01:12:49,750 --> 01:12:52,041 - Ladies. - Abracadabra. 1113 01:12:52,082 --> 01:12:54,208 Abracadabra, man! Abracadabra, yo! 1114 01:12:54,249 --> 01:12:56,999 Abracadabra! Abra... 1115 01:12:57,041 --> 01:12:58,833 You're dead! 1116 01:12:59,917 --> 01:13:01,583 All of you! 1117 01:13:01,625 --> 01:13:04,500 Hey, fellas, let's beat these bitches! 1118 01:13:32,249 --> 01:13:34,082 Let's work it out. 1119 01:13:40,458 --> 01:13:43,082 Oh, yo, your titty. 1120 01:13:45,500 --> 01:13:48,416 - Now, that's a titty. - Fully, man. 1121 01:13:48,458 --> 01:13:52,082 That is an official fully. 1122 01:13:52,124 --> 01:13:53,875 Aaah! 1123 01:14:00,082 --> 01:14:03,791 - Sure meet some mean people, man. - Look out! 1124 01:14:09,791 --> 01:14:11,791 Yo, this is for Killer, B. 1125 01:14:13,666 --> 01:14:17,124 Surprise, surprise, surprise. 1126 01:14:17,166 --> 01:14:18,999 Look who's walkin'. 1127 01:14:20,625 --> 01:14:22,833 Nigga, I thought you said you was crippled. 1128 01:14:22,875 --> 01:14:26,917 Well, sweet pea, we're all crippled in some way. 1129 01:14:26,958 --> 01:14:29,875 - Put it down! - You win. 1130 01:14:29,917 --> 01:14:31,999 Now... 1131 01:14:32,041 --> 01:14:35,458 this is the way it's gonna work. 1132 01:14:35,500 --> 01:14:38,791 I'm gonna take your little Mexican friend with me, 1133 01:14:38,833 --> 01:14:40,374 and I'm gonna kill him. 1134 01:14:40,416 --> 01:14:43,750 I'm Cuban, B. Yes, Cuban B. 1135 01:14:43,791 --> 01:14:48,708 - Now is there anything you want to say to your friends? - Jerry, we need you. 1136 01:14:48,750 --> 01:14:51,208 Abracadabra, B! 1137 01:14:56,166 --> 01:14:59,458 Oh, man! 1138 01:15:03,625 --> 01:15:04,541 Wow. 1139 01:15:06,416 --> 01:15:09,625 Sucks to be you, man! 1140 01:15:11,541 --> 01:15:14,291 Oh, man! Oh, man! 1141 01:15:14,333 --> 01:15:18,583 What did I... I told you he was real, man. 1142 01:15:18,625 --> 01:15:22,708 Jerry... thank you, man. 1143 01:15:22,750 --> 01:15:24,666 You're welcome, Brian. 1144 01:15:24,708 --> 01:15:27,166 Peace. 1145 01:15:34,458 --> 01:15:37,458 Well, abracadabra. Whoa! 1146 01:15:37,500 --> 01:15:40,791 All right. What the hell's goin' on here? 1147 01:15:40,833 --> 01:15:45,124 Our job is done. These guys can go home. You guys are wasted, man. 1148 01:15:45,166 --> 01:15:48,500 Thurgood, Thurgood. Nice letter. 1149 01:15:48,541 --> 01:15:51,416 Give me that, man. Queer. 1150 01:15:57,291 --> 01:15:59,208 Everybody, freeze! Oh, shit! 1151 01:15:59,249 --> 01:16:01,124 Nobody moves! 1152 01:16:03,833 --> 01:16:05,921 Of course the cops took all the credit for 1153 01:16:05,946 --> 01:16:08,458 bustin' Samson, but that's not important. 1154 01:16:08,500 --> 01:16:12,541 What was important is that we cut a deal, and Kenny was finally free. 1155 01:16:17,458 --> 01:16:19,791 Which brings me to the Brooklyn Bridge, 1156 01:16:19,833 --> 01:16:22,291 where I had to make things right with Mary Jane. 1157 01:16:26,458 --> 01:16:29,541 Hi. Are you? 1158 01:16:29,583 --> 01:16:31,833 A little bit from yesterday, you know, when Kenny got... 1159 01:16:31,875 --> 01:16:36,750 But-But-But, Mary Jane, listen. I'm done. I'm done sellin' it. 1160 01:16:36,791 --> 01:16:39,917 I'm done smokin' it. This is the last of it, right here. 1161 01:16:39,958 --> 01:16:43,374 I just wanted you to see me get rid of it. 1162 01:16:45,416 --> 01:16:47,625 Could we just have a... a moment alone? 1163 01:16:50,166 --> 01:16:53,291 Do what you gotta do. Be strong. 1164 01:16:53,333 --> 01:16:55,124 Thanks, baby. 1165 01:16:57,541 --> 01:17:00,541 Mary Jane, 1166 01:17:00,583 --> 01:17:04,666 bein' with you these past 11 years has been wonderful. 1167 01:17:04,708 --> 01:17:06,875 But I gotta move on. 1168 01:17:06,917 --> 01:17:10,999 Come on. Smoke me. We'll have a quickie for old time's sake. 1169 01:17:11,041 --> 01:17:14,333 No. She's looking. 1170 01:17:14,374 --> 01:17:16,833 She's looking. All right. Real quick. 1171 01:17:20,166 --> 01:17:23,333 No. No! It wouldn't be right. 1172 01:17:23,374 --> 01:17:25,625 Goddamn you! 1173 01:17:28,541 --> 01:17:31,082 You'll be back! 1174 01:17:32,333 --> 01:17:34,333 Everything work out okay? 1175 01:17:34,374 --> 01:17:37,541 Yeah. Mary Jane, I love you. 1176 01:17:37,583 --> 01:17:39,416 I love you too. 1177 01:17:44,416 --> 01:17:47,500 I know. I know what you're thinkin'. 1178 01:17:47,541 --> 01:17:50,124 That old Thurgood sold out, right? 1179 01:17:50,166 --> 01:17:51,875 I'm your girl now. 1180 01:17:51,917 --> 01:17:55,875 But let me tell you something. I love weed, okay? I love it. 1181 01:17:57,500 --> 01:18:01,374 But not as much as I love pussy. 1182 01:18:01,416 --> 01:18:03,249 The End. 1183 01:21:40,791 --> 01:21:42,999 Hey, everybody, I'm Dave Chappelle. 1184 01:21:43,041 --> 01:21:46,500 If you want to learn more about marijuana or other illegal substances, 1185 01:21:46,541 --> 01:21:48,541 go to your local library. 1186 01:21:48,583 --> 01:21:50,833 'Cause remember, the more you read... 1187 01:21:50,875 --> 01:21:54,333 The smarter you are. Yea! 1188 01:21:55,666 --> 01:21:57,500 All right, man.